Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.21 / 75
Confucius Says: If you don't succeed, re-define success.
Thanks to: John - Austin - TX - USA.
Ranking: 2.68 / 171
Q. Why did the pig cross the road
A. To prove that he wasn't a chicken
Thanks to: jake - las vegas - nevada - USA.
rec.:Oct/23/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:Jan/29/2012
Ranking: 2.83 / 127
I like your approach… let’s see your departure.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2003 pub.:Oct/29/2003 sent:Nov/21/2011
Ranking: 3.26 / 66
They say that married men live longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.
Thanks to: Steven Kousen - Dunn Loring - Virginia - USA.
rec.:Nov/8/2009 pub.:Nov/30/2009 sent:Jan/7/2010