Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.16 / 61

They say that married men live longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.

#20577

Thanks to: Steven Kousen - Dunn Loring - Virginia - USA.
rec.:Nov/8/2009 pub.:Nov/30/2009 sent:Jan/7/2010

Ranking: 2.79 / 99

I’m reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity.
“I just can’t put it down.”

#12149

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:May/25/2008

Ranking: 3.21 / 53

There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed

#12

Thanks to: Geoge Dudley
rec.:Aug/7/1997 pub.:Aug/7/1997 sent:Aug/7/1997

Ranking: 2.90 / 80

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
R. Charged With Battery!

#2719

Thanks to: Kaitlin - Canada
rec.:Jan/4/2002 pub.:Jan/12/2002

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