Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 3.63 / 364
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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Thanks to: Stephen Goldspink - Peterborough - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/30/1999    pub.:Nov/30/1999    sent:Sep/29/2010


Ranking: 3.73 / 271
Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
#5248    
Thanks to: Glipsie - South Africa
rec.:Jul/9/2002    pub.:Oct/8/2002    sent:Sep/2/2013


Ranking: 3.47 / 395
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?
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Thanks to: kelly - victoria - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002    pub.:Jan/27/2003    sent:Mar/6/2010


Ranking: 3.37 / 379
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
#6318    
Thanks to: kelly - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002    pub.:Jan/27/2003    sent:Aug/18/2013


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