Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.70 / 389
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
#514    
Thanks to: Stephen Goldspink - Peterborough - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/30/1999    pub.:Nov/30/1999    sent:Sep/17/2014


Ranking: 3.75 / 282
Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
#5248    
Thanks to: Glipsie - South Africa
rec.:Jul/9/2002    pub.:Oct/8/2002    sent:Apr/10/2015


Ranking: 3.47 / 410
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?
#6316    
Thanks to: kelly - victoria - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002    pub.:Jan/27/2003    sent:Sep/18/2014


Ranking: 3.88 / 186

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
#14584    
Thanks to: ravindra dubey - India
rec.:Jan/29/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:May/27/2013


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