Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.63 / 354

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

#514

Thanks to: Stephen Goldspink - Peterborough - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/30/1999 pub.:Nov/30/1999 sent:Sep/29/2010

Ranking: 3.76 / 247

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

#5248

Thanks to: Glipsie - South Africa
rec.:Jul/9/2002 pub.:Oct/8/2002 sent:Apr/27/2011

Ranking: 3.47 / 386

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?

#6316

Thanks to: kelly - victoria - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:Mar/6/2010

Ranking: 3.41 / 361

You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.

#6318

Thanks to: kelly - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:Nov/12/2011

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