Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.63 / 354
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Thanks to: Stephen Goldspink - Peterborough - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/30/1999 pub.:Nov/30/1999 sent:Sep/29/2010
Ranking: 3.76 / 247
Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
Thanks to: Glipsie - South Africa
rec.:Jul/9/2002 pub.:Oct/8/2002 sent:Apr/27/2011
Ranking: 3.47 / 386
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?
Thanks to: kelly - victoria - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:Mar/6/2010
Ranking: 3.41 / 361
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
Thanks to: kelly - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:Nov/12/2011