Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.64 / 366
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Thanks to: Stephen Goldspink - Peterborough - United Kingdom
rec.:Nov/30/1999 pub.:Nov/30/1999 sent:Sep/29/2010
Ranking: 3.74 / 274
Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
Thanks to: Glipsie - South Africa
rec.:Jul/9/2002 pub.:Oct/8/2002 sent:Sep/2/2013
Ranking: 3.47 / 397
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?
Thanks to: kelly - victoria - Australia
rec.:Oct/24/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:Mar/6/2010
Ranking: 3.87 / 182
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Thanks to: ravindra dubey - India
rec.:Jan/29/2005 pub.:Apr/1/2005 sent:May/27/2013