Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.90 / 58
I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.
Thanks to: C.J. Posley - Dover - Delaware - USA.
Ranking: 2.88 / 59
They say marriages are made in heaven, “well," so are lightning and thunder!
Thanks to: Amanda - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Jul/21/2004
Ranking: 3.25 / 36
Q: What do you call a cow without feet?
A: Ground beef
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/27/1999 pub.:Jan/27/1999 sent:Jan/27/1999
Ranking: 2.76 / 67
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:Jul/12/2003