Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 2.90 / 58
I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.
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Thanks to: C.J. Posley - Dover - Delaware - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2011    pub.:Nov/7/2011


Ranking: 2.88 / 59
They say marriages are made in heaven, “well," so are lightning and thunder!
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Thanks to: Amanda - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:Jan/26/2004    pub.:Feb/12/2004    sent:Jul/21/2004


Ranking: 3.12 / 42
1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it.
2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout is standing up.
3. You know you're over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.
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Thanks to: Ryan - Canada
rec.:Apr/18/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 3.25 / 36
Q: What do you call a cow without feet?
A: Ground beef
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/27/1999    pub.:Jan/27/1999    sent:Jan/27/1999


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