Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.76 / 67
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:Jul/12/2003
Ranking: 2.89 / 55
I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.
Thanks to: C.J. Posley - Dover - Delaware - USA.
Ranking: 2.61 / 83
Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?
A. Wave to him.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/21/2001 pub.:May/21/2001 sent:Nov/3/2007