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Ranking: 2.76 / 67

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:Jul/12/2003

Ranking: 3.12 / 41

1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it.
2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout is standing up.
3. You know you're over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.

#9110

Thanks to: Ryan - Canada
rec.:Apr/18/2003 pub.:May/27/2003

Ranking: 2.89 / 55

I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.

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Thanks to: C.J. Posley - Dover - Delaware - USA.
rec.:Sep/17/2011 pub.:Nov/7/2011

Ranking: 2.61 / 83

Q. How do you get a 1 armed Antartian out of a tree?

A. Wave to him.

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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:May/21/2001 pub.:May/21/2001 sent:Nov/3/2007

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