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Ranking: 3.29 / 31
Why did the potato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing
#217    
Thanks to: Mayor Daley
rec.:Jan/1/1999    pub.:Jan/1/1999    sent:Jan/1/1999


Ranking: 2.79 / 57
My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:Jul/23/2010


Ranking: 2.51 / 88
Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)
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Thanks to: Graham Kitchen - United Kingdom
rec.:Aug/16/2001    pub.:Aug/29/2001


Ranking: 3.21 / 33
Q: What do you call a cow without feet?
A: Ground beef
#241    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/27/1999    pub.:Jan/27/1999    sent:Jan/27/1999


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