Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 3.29 / 31
Why did the potato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
Thanks to: Mayor Daley
rec.:Jan/1/1999 pub.:Jan/1/1999 sent:Jan/1/1999
Ranking: 2.79 / 57
My car is so fast the payments are three months behind.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010 pub.:Apr/20/2010 sent:Jul/23/2010
Ranking: 2.51 / 88
Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)
Thanks to: Graham Kitchen - United Kingdom
Ranking: 3.21 / 33
Q: What do you call a cow without feet?
A: Ground beef
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/27/1999 pub.:Jan/27/1999 sent:Jan/27/1999