Category: One Liners Jokes



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Ranking: 3.29 / 31
Why did the potato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing
#217    
Thanks to: Mayor Daley
rec.:Jan/1/1999    pub.:Jan/1/1999    sent:Jan/1/1999


Ranking: 2.51 / 89
Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9)
#1199    
Thanks to: Graham Kitchen - United Kingdom
rec.:Aug/16/2001    pub.:Aug/29/2001


Ranking: 2.54 / 83
Q: If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Very large hands!!
#12040    
Thanks to: Zach Rogers - Booyal - Qld - Australia
rec.:Dec/1/2003    pub.:Jan/14/2004    sent:Jan/30/2004


Ranking: 2.65 / 69
A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.
#20973    
Thanks to: Inge - Free State - South Africa
rec.:Mar/23/2010    pub.:Mar/24/2010    sent:May/1/2011


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