Category: One Liners Jokes
Ranking: 2.65 / 69
A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.
Thanks to: Inge - Free State - South Africa
rec.:Mar/23/2010 pub.:Mar/24/2010 sent:May/1/2011
Ranking: 2.38 / 112
Boy: Do you have fever?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
Thanks to: Josh Stroud - Hector - Arkansas - United States Minor Outlying Islands
Ranking: 2.51 / 87
Q: What does a cannibal use for a menu?
A: A phone book
Thanks to: John Becker - New York - New York - USA.
Ranking: 2.98 / 42
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/6/2004 pub.:May/6/2004 sent:Jun/26/2004