Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 2.65 / 69

A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.

#20973

Thanks to: Inge - Free State - South Africa
rec.:Mar/23/2010 pub.:Mar/24/2010 sent:May/1/2011

Ranking: 2.38 / 112

Boy: Do you have fever?

Girl: No, why?

Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!

#3919

Thanks to: Josh Stroud - Hector - Arkansas - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Apr/4/2002 pub.:Jun/22/2002

Ranking: 2.51 / 87

Q: What does a cannibal use for a menu?
A: A phone book

#4764

Thanks to: John Becker - New York - New York - USA.
rec.:May/27/2002 pub.:Aug/4/2002

Ranking: 2.98 / 42

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer

#13370

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/6/2004 pub.:May/6/2004 sent:Jun/26/2004

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