Category: One Liners Jokes

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Ranking: 3.86 / 169

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

#14584

Thanks to: ravindra dubey - India
rec.:Jan/29/2005 pub.:Apr/1/2005 sent:May/27/2013

Ranking: 3.70 / 176

Don't steal, the Government hates competition!

#7350

Thanks to: Tico - USA.
rec.:Jan/11/2003 pub.:May/7/2003 sent:Apr/1/2012

Ranking: 3.55 / 211

“Will you love me when I’m old and ugly?”
“Darling, of course I do.”

#10206

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/24/2003 pub.:Jun/24/2003 sent:Apr/10/2012

Ranking: 3.51 / 223

Q: What's got four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson's dog.

#325

Thanks to: Steve - Gander - NF - Canada
rec.:May/10/1999 pub.:May/10/1999 sent:May/10/1999

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