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Ranking: 3.71 / 415

Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

#16743

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/27/2006 pub.:Apr/27/2006 sent:Mar/22/2012

Ranking: 3.37 / 443

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

#7429

Thanks to: Spaz Gonzales - Arizona - USA.
rec.:Jan/16/2003 pub.:Jan/21/2003 sent:Jul/23/2008

Ranking: 3.17 / 247

If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.

#13677

Thanks to: buckwheat - fayetteville - AR - USA.
rec.:Jul/7/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Jun/13/2012

Ranking: 2.77 / 513

When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free

#2240

Thanks to: malavika - mumbai - maharastra - India
rec.:Nov/30/2001 pub.:Dec/5/2001 sent:Jan/3/2013

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