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Ranking: 2.92 / 263

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!

#5138

Thanks to: jen - American Samoa
rec.:Jun/26/2002 pub.:Oct/2/2002 sent:Apr/7/2008

Ranking: 3.31 / 131

Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away!

#7521

Thanks to: Jose Soto - Houston - Tx - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003 pub.:May/8/2003

Ranking: 3.30 / 132

Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!

#8465

Thanks to: Ashly - South Jersey - USA.
rec.:Mar/16/2003 pub.:May/27/2003

Ranking: 2.95 / 186

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

#5664

Thanks to: GLO - USA.
rec.:Aug/7/2002 pub.:Nov/12/2002

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