Category: Pickup Jokes
Ranking: 2.91 / 265
Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?
Girl: Yes, why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!
Thanks to: jen - American Samoa
rec.:Jun/26/2002 pub.:Oct/2/2002 sent:Apr/7/2008
Ranking: 3.28 / 137
Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!
Thanks to: Ashly - South Jersey - USA.
Ranking: 2.94 / 188
Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
Thanks to: GLO - USA.