Category: Pickup Jokes



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Ranking: 2.91 / 266
Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!
#5138    
Thanks to: jen - American Samoa
rec.:Jun/26/2002    pub.:Oct/2/2002    sent:Apr/7/2008


Ranking: 3.29 / 138
Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!
#8465    
Thanks to: Ashly - South Jersey - USA.
rec.:Mar/16/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 3.31 / 132
Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away!
#7521    
Thanks to: Jose Soto - Houston - Tx - USA.
rec.:Jan/22/2003    pub.:May/8/2003


Ranking: 2.94 / 189
Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
#5664    
Thanks to: GLO - USA.
rec.:Aug/7/2002    pub.:Nov/12/2002


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