Category: Pickup Jokes

[19]

1 2 3 4 5

Ranking: 2.49 / 246

Man: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!

#3618

Thanks to: Matt Glover - Grimsby - Ont - Canada
rec.:Mar/10/2002 pub.:Mar/24/2002 sent:Dec/31/2011

Ranking: 2.66 / 149

Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.

#7399

Thanks to: Missie Angel - USA.
rec.:Jan/14/2003 pub.:May/7/2003 sent:Jul/1/2011

Ranking: 2.57 / 127

Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!

#14010

Thanks to: Stefanie Murray - Glasgow - United Kingdom
rec.:Oct/12/2004 pub.:Oct/14/2004 sent:May/4/2005

Ranking: 2.45 / 137

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!

#13840

Thanks to: Josh---------------- - USA.
rec.:Aug/20/2004 pub.:Sep/16/2004 sent:Jan/30/2008

[19]

1 2 3 4 5