Ranking: 2.81 / 47
A fellow is trying out his new sports car; driving at 80 mph he sees a state patrol car in his mirror; he drives faster to 95 mph...the police car is right behind him; brings it up to 110 mph and the police car is right on his tail...finally, he stops; the trooper comes up to his car as asks "what's your story" the trooper continues; every time I stop someone going as fast as you were, they have some kind of story. He tells the trooper; "actually, I have a story but you wouldn't believe it" the trooper says "try me"...He then tells the trooper: "three months ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper...I thought you were him bringing her back!!
Thanks to: Vin Man - Decatur - AL
rec.:May/31/2000 pub.:May/31/2000 sent:May/31/2000
Ranking: 2.58 / 65
“Hi, police department? I’ve lost my cat and …
“Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy…
“But you don’t understand… this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human.
He can practically talk.”
“Well, you’d better hang up, lady. He may be trying to call you right now.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006 pub.:Feb/16/2006 sent:Apr/1/2006
Ranking: 2.59 / 63
A policeman spots this Bloke walking up Royal Ave. pulling a 12 foot long rope and asks, “What do you think you are doing pulling this 12 long rope up Royal Ave.?”
The Bloke replied: “have you ever tried pushing it?”
Thanks to: BOB - BELFAST - USA.
rec.:Sep/4/2007 pub.:Oct/26/2007 sent:Dec/30/2009
Ranking: 2.42 / 83
I stopped a drunk driver, and asked him to walk the white line. He said I’m not drunk. I'll walk that wire fence over there. I said ok, and he climbed onto the fence took a couple steps, and fell inside the fence. A large bull with huge horns butted him, he grabbed the horns, and they went around for several minutes. The bull finally threw him into the road, and he got up looked at me and said, "See I told you I wasn't drunk if I was I would have taken that bicycle away from that fellow".
Thanks to: Donald Kinlaw - White Lake - North Carolina - USA.