Ranking: 2.74 / 54
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding." The police replied, "Have you ever been fishing?" The man then said, "yes". "Have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman
Thanks to: Allyson Bray - USA.
Ranking: 2.44 / 85
I stopped a drunk driver, and asked him to walk the white line. He said I’m not drunk. I'll walk that wire fence over there. I said ok, and he climbed onto the fence took a couple steps, and fell inside the fence. A large bull with huge horns butted him, he grabbed the horns, and they went around for several minutes. The bull finally threw him into the road, and he got up looked at me and said, "See I told you I wasn't drunk if I was I would have taken that bicycle away from that fellow".
Thanks to: Donald Kinlaw - White Lake - North Carolina - USA.
Ranking: 2.58 / 65
“Hi, police department? I’ve lost my cat and …
“Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy…
“But you don’t understand… this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human.
He can practically talk.”
“Well, you’d better hang up, lady. He may be trying to call you right now.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006 pub.:Feb/16/2006 sent:Apr/1/2006
Ranking: 2.59 / 63
A policeman spots this Bloke walking up Royal Ave. pulling a 12 foot long rope and asks, “What do you think you are doing pulling this 12 long rope up Royal Ave.?”
The Bloke replied: “have you ever tried pushing it?”
Thanks to: BOB - BELFAST - USA.
rec.:Sep/4/2007 pub.:Oct/26/2007 sent:Dec/30/2009