Category: Police Jokes



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Ranking: 2.45 / 60
An inebriated crook had a little problem and ended up at the police station.
“Couldn’t you get that crook to confess to the crime?” asked the police chief.
“We tried everything, Sir. We browbeat and badgered him wit every question we could think of.”
“How did he respond?
He just dozed off and said now and then: “Yes, Dear. You are perfectly right.”

#16426    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Mar/2/2006


Ranking: 2.23 / 78
Police officer: I'm sorry sir, but you will have to come with me.
Driver: Why?
Police officer: You were driving at 120 miles per hour!
Driver: But I have only been in my car for 15 minutes!
#11566    
Thanks to: Mystery - USA.
rec.:Nov/1/2003    pub.:Dec/10/2003    sent:Feb/20/2004


Ranking: 2.43 / 53
A man steals paintings from a museum and gets a few blocks away, runs out of gas and the cops catch him. When asked what happened he replied..."I didn’t have enough Monet to pay for Degas to make the Van Gogh!!!!
#7476    
Thanks to: Lacey - Georgia - USA.
rec.:Jan/19/2003    pub.:Jan/21/2003


Ranking: 2.45 / 51
A rookie was calling up his station on his pocket radio.
“I’m outside the Plaza Mall,” he reported. “A man has been robbed
I’ve got one them.”
“Which one?” asked the operator.
“The one that was robbed.”
#13287    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/5/2005


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