Category: Police Jokes



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Ranking: 2.41 / 51
A man steals paintings from a museum and gets a few blocks away, runs out of gas and the cops catch him. When asked what happened he replied..."I didn’t have enough Monet to pay for Degas to make the Van Gogh!!!!
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Thanks to: Lacey - Georgia - USA.
rec.:Jan/19/2003    pub.:Jan/21/2003


Ranking: 3.21 / 19
A police man pulls over a drunk driver for not stopping at a stop sign and asks the driver if he saw the stop sign. The driver replies "I did but it turned red too fast for me to stop."
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Thanks to: awesome - USA.
rec.:Aug/16/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Jun/28/2013


Ranking: 2.49 / 43
One day there was this old man that was walking down the road. About a mile down the road he heard sirens and a police officer was behind him. So he stops and the cop gets out of his car and asked the man why he was walking with one foot on the curb and the man said, " O, thank God I thought I was cripple"
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Thanks to: Carla - Arkansas - USA.
rec.:Apr/23/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


Ranking: 2.25 / 63
The police officer: “You were exceeding the speed limit, ma’am, weren’t you?”
The driver: “Yes, I was, sir, but you see my brakes are so bad that I wanted to get home before I had an accident.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:Dec/8/2004


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