Here- why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There’s a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, said the policeman.
Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am, said the pedestrian.
#20003
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009 pub.:Mar/30/2009 sent:Jun/14/2009
Ranking:
2.40 / 48
A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer,” said the driver, “was I driving too fast?
“No, sir. Our were flying too low.”
#13274
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:Aug/13/2004
Ranking:
2.35 / 51
A traffic cop pulled over a speeding motorist and asked, “Do you have any ID?”
The motorist replied, “About what?”
#16700
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/17/2006 pub.:Apr/17/2006 sent:Jul/14/2006
Ranking:
2.07 / 86
A Policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver; When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, “sixty-five at least.”
The woman replied: I don’t think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older.
#18145
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Jun/22/2007 sent:Jul/17/2007
