Category: Police Jokes

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Ranking: 1.70 / 106
Three guys witness a murder; the only problem is they each say only one thing. The first guy says, "Mememememe." The second guy says, "Forks and knifes." And the third guy says, "Goody, goody gumdrops."
When the policeman gets there, he asks, "Who killed this man?" The first guy replies, "Memememememe." Then the policeman asks, "What did you kill him with?" The second guy replies, "Forks and knifes. Forks and knifes." Then the policeman says, "That's it! You're all going to jail." The third guy says, "Goody, goody gumdrops!"
#351    
Thanks to: Jen and Kathy - Cincinnati - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Jun/5/1999    pub.:Jun/5/1999    sent:Jun/5/1999


Ranking: 2.18 / 11
A crook rented an apartment over a police station.
He feels he is "above the law, now!”
#23550    
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Nepean - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Jul/8/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013


Ranking: 1.30 / 37
Some years ago a local jewelry store donated a set of four time zone clocks to my hometown Police Department in Maywood, NJ.
The first week all four clocks ran fine. On Monday the weekly test of the building generator was conducted.. The eastern, central and western clocks ran perfectly. While the mountain zone clock ran backwards.
The problem continued. Needless to say, "the time" was always in question.
#23707    
Thanks to: Harry Kuhles - The Woodlands, - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/16/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Jan/20/2015


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