Category: Police Jokes

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Ranking: 2.82 / 11
2:00 a.m. and the street was deserted, so as the man pulls up to the red light he looks around all ways and seeing no one he rolls on through it. He is pulled over and he says to the cop really officer? No one is around I slowed down and looked, nobody was coming so I just went. No harm done. The officer said I can show you the difference very easily, step out of the car please, and maybe you won’t get a ticket. Willingly he stepped out and the officer proceeds to beat him with his night stick, and says “Now sir would you like me to slow down.. or stop.
Thanks to: Wayne Deaton Jr. - Mass - USA.
rec.:Oct/7/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013

Ranking: 2.20 / 10
A crook rented an apartment over a police station.
He feels he is "above the law, now!”
Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Nepean - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Jul/8/2013    pub.:Jul/10/2013

Ranking: 1.50 / 14
Some years ago a local jewelry store donated a set of four time zone clocks to my hometown Police Department in Maywood, NJ.
The first week all four clocks ran fine. On Monday the weekly test of the building generator was conducted.. The eastern, central and western clocks ran perfectly. While the mountain zone clock ran backwards.
The problem continued. Needless to say, "the time" was always in question.
Thanks to: Harry Kuhles - The Woodlands, - TX - USA.
rec.:Oct/16/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013

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