Category: Police Jokes



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A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?" The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the guy in green said, "Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?" Without smiling, the man handed the green guy his coke. He started off again and started to speed down the highway. Yet again he was stopped by a guy fully dressed in blue. Sighing, he pulled over and pulled down his window, leant out and said, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?" "Registration and license please" came the reply.
#1099    
Thanks to: Emzy
rec.:Jul/26/2001    pub.:Jul/26/2001    sent:Aug/26/2011


Ranking: 3.61 / 169
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
“What are those knives doing in your car? Asked the officer.
“I use them in my juggling act,” says the juggler.
“Oh yeah?” “Let’s see you do it.” Says the policeman.
So the man starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I stopped
Drinking. Look at the test they’re making you do now!”
#13351    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Aug/23/2012


Ranking: 3.59 / 140
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.
“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”

#16434    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2006    pub.:Feb/16/2006    sent:Sep/21/2012


Ranking: 3.06 / 262
A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!
#6505    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Nov/5/2002    pub.:Feb/7/2003    sent:Nov/2/2012


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