Category: Police Jokes



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Ranking: 3.15 / 119
“Pull over the curb,” said the policeman. “You don’t have a taillight.”
The motorist stepped out, looked in back of the car, and stood quivering and speechless. “Oh, it’s not that bad,” said the policeman. The man mumbled, “It’s not the taillight I am worried about. Where are my wife and trailer?”
#16490    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/22/2006    pub.:Feb/22/2006    sent:Jan/9/2011


Ranking: 3.04 / 131
After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.
“I’m not really sure,” confessed the drunk, “but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming back already.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/26/2006    pub.:Jun/26/2006    sent:Nov/5/2010


Ranking: 2.89 / 133
Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. "And where do you think you are going?"
Driver: - "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is coming back."
#20890    
Thanks to: John O'Brien - Australia
rec.:Feb/17/2010    pub.:Mar/1/2010    sent:May/13/2012


Ranking: 3.02 / 99
A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?" The driver says, "Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!" The cop says, “Really! Why is that? The driver replies," I could not have been going 60 miles an hour because I've only been out driving for 25 minutes."
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Thanks to: Caveman Etris - Cincinnati - Ohio - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2009    pub.:Nov/30/2009    sent:Sep/17/2011


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