Category: Police Jokes



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Ranking: 2.78 / 144
Officer: Do you know why I stopped you, son?
Driver: Cause you thought I had some doughnuts?
#2477    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/19/2001    pub.:Dec/27/2001    sent:Feb/16/2010


Ranking: 3.22 / 55
A Highway Patrolman started creeping up on a highway speeder when it was evident that the individual being pursued realized there was a Highway Patrolman behind him and he stepped on the gas to out run the cruiser. The trooper turned on his beacons and siren and after a brief chase, the individual realized that he could not outrun the cruiser and decided it would be best if he just pulled over to the side and just give up. The Trooper pulled up behind the speeder and then walked up to the driver's side window. He said, "Sir, why were you trying to out-run me?" "You knew it would end this way." The speeder said, "Officer, please understand, I meant you no disrespect, but my wife ran off with a Highway Patrolman last month and I thought you were bringing her back."
#2650    
Thanks to: Ray Schneckloth - Billings - MT - USA.
rec.:Jan/1/2002    pub.:Jan/2/2002


Ranking: 2.80 / 89
A Police officer approached a motorist stopped in the middle of the road before the river overpass holding up traffic. The officer noticed the driver jotting on a notebook frantically. He asked the driver, what in the world are you doing? The driver replied, "The sign says Draw Bridge".
#20072    
Thanks to: Dr Ron Grassi - Jupiter - Florida - USA.
rec.:Apr/25/2009    pub.:May/15/2009    sent:Oct/5/2009


Ranking: 2.45 / 151
A man traveling at 130 mph on the interstate was stopped by highway police.
"Sorry, officer" said the driver, "was I driving too fast?"
"No, sir. You were flying too low."
#1344    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/5/2001    pub.:Sep/5/2001    sent:Dec/28/2007


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