Category: Police Jokes

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Ranking: 2.78 / 82
One night, while on foot patrol, a Police officer approached a local bar. Through the door stumbled a drunk who promptly fell on his backside. He lay on the ground with his eyes closed. Upon opening his eyes, he sees the Officer looking down at him.
He says,"Osifer, did you see me fall!"
The Officer says,"Yeah, I did."
The drunk asks, “Do you know who I am?"
"Nope." Comes the reply.
"Well,” says the drunk, “Then how do you know it was me that fell?"
Thanks to: Patty Brady - Jonesboro - Arkansas - USA.
rec.:Mar/17/2003    pub.:May/27/2003    sent:Sep/21/2008

Ranking: 3.04 / 55
“Didn’t you suspect burglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” asked the policeman.
“No, I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt,” replied the woman.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/1/2010    pub.:Feb/1/2010    sent:May/12/2010

Ranking: 2.64 / 98
A state trooper is driving down the highway when he sees a truck driver pull over,
walk to the side of the truck with a tire jack, bang on the side of the truck a few times, and then drive away. A couple of miles down the road the driver does the same thing.
A few more miles, same thing. The trooper pulls the truck over and asks the driver to explain. The driver says, “Well, the load limit is ten tons, and I’m carrying fifteen tons of parakeets, so I’ve got to keep some of them flying around.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Apr/15/2008

Ranking: 2.91 / 58
Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile. “Who’s there shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat’s meow. Reassured, the guard when back to his rounds
But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile. The guard repeated, “Who’s there?”
“The other cat,” answered the prisoner.

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/15/2006    pub.:May/15/2006    sent:Jun/25/2006

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