Ranking: 2.93 / 28
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/2000 pub.:Aug/2/2000 sent:Aug/2/2000
Ranking: 2.73 / 33
George Washington probably did not chop down his father's cherry tree. George Washington probably did not admit it by saying, “I cannot tell a lie!" But people often repeat this story because it shows Washington's honesty. One day, Little Suzy once asked her mother, "Mom, do people who never tell lies go to heaven?" "Yes", her mother answered, "they are the only ones." "Gosh, I bet it gets lonesome up there with just God and George Washington!” replied Little Suzy.
Thanks to: Anonymous - Des Moines - Iowa - USA.
Ranking: 1.98 / 120
Every few days Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama accuse and criticize what the other has said or meant. They are beginning to sound like they are married to each other.
Thanks to: Shahid Jamil - Canada
rec.:Apr/18/2008 pub.:May/8/2008 sent:Mar/24/2009
Ranking: 2.72 / 32
At a construction site on the 80th floor of a high rise building, the lone conservative on the crew was having a heated political discussion with the liberals on the project. Deciding to take a break, he called everyone over to the edge of the roof. "Did you know," he began, "that there are extremely violent invisible updrafts that are able to keep a body floating in mid-air? They only occur at certain times during the day between buildings. Here, I'll show you!" He then leaped off the side of the building, and with arms spread-eagle, floated effortlessly on an unseen cushion of air, and then gradually steered himself back to the safety of the roof. "That's awesome," one of the left-wingers shouted. "I want to try it." "Me too," another cried, and then another, and as they leaped over the side of the roof, one after the other, they fell 80 floors straight down to the ground, SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!
A crowd rushed over to witness the carnage, and while doing so, one of the spectators looked up and remarked, "Boy, Clark Kent sure hates liberals!"
Thanks to: Alan Valentine - Avoca - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Nov/21/2013 pub.:Nov/29/2013 sent:Jan/30/2015