Category: Political Jokes



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Ranking: 2.93 / 28
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
#732    
Thanks to: Mark Oberholz - Chicago - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/2000    pub.:Aug/2/2000    sent:Aug/2/2000


Ranking: 2.78 / 32
George Washington probably did not chop down his father's cherry tree. George Washington probably did not admit it by saying, “I cannot tell a lie!" But people often repeat this story because it shows Washington's honesty. One day, Little Suzy once asked her mother, "Mom, do people who never tell lies go to heaven?" "Yes", her mother answered, "they are the only ones." "Gosh, I bet it gets lonesome up there with just God and George Washington!” replied Little Suzy.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - Des Moines - Iowa - USA.
rec.:Apr/19/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


Ranking: 1.99 / 119
Every few days Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama accuse and criticize what the other has said or meant. They are beginning to sound like they are married to each other.
#19033    
Thanks to: Shahid Jamil - Canada
rec.:Apr/18/2008    pub.:May/8/2008    sent:Mar/24/2009


Ranking: 2.48 / 44
Q. What is the true definition of a diplomat?
A. It is a person who can tell someone to go to Hell and they would look forward to the trip.
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Thanks to: Lou F. - USA.
rec.:Apr/24/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Jul/7/2008


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