Category: Political Jokes



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Ranking: 2.08 / 37
At a seminar on American Social Justice, a Civil Rights leader opined, "Anti-Americans are killing the better Americans - the likes of Osama-bin-Laden, Bernie Madoff, John Gotti, to name a few - surprising and confusing most Americans."
He further pointed out, "More surprising is the fact that Mob Wives are popular celebrities today."
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Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2012    pub.:Jun/17/2013    sent:Sep/24/2013


Ranking: 3.86 / 7
If pros are opposite of cons; that means congress is the opposite of progress.
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Thanks to: Zalman rubin - Miami - Fl - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2012    pub.:May/28/2013


Ranking: 2.20 / 30
The workman was hanging a sigh outside of Congress. It read, “Solicitors, fakers and grafters will not be permitted in the House.”
Just then a senator happened by. “Better strike out grafters,” he said, “or we’ll never be able to raise a quorum.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:May/28/2010


Ranking: 2.14 / 28
A carrier pigeon stopped to rest on the window sill in the Pentagon building. Close behind him came another pigeon who stopped off to talk. “Where you going?’ asked the second pigeon. “To section M to deliver an order,” answered the first. “What’s the number of the order?” “234XZY-Q78955-421YYTX,” replied the first. “Better get a move on,” said the second. “I got an order to rescind it.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:Aug/24/2010


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