Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 1.56 / 150
America's First Law of Motion:
An object in motion tends to stay in motion, and an object tends to stay at rest, unless an external force acts upon the object.
America tends to go its way unless acted upon by Osama.

America's Second Law of Motion:
The acceleration of a body is proportional to the force applied on it.
The number of sleeping pills an American takes is directly proportional to the number of video tapes Osama releases.

America's Third Law of Motion:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
For every death of an American, there is a death of an afghan.
Thanks to: Arvind Ramanujam - Chennai - India
rec.:Jan/11/2002    pub.:Jan/20/2002

Ranking: 3.75 / 8
If pros are opposite of cons; that means congress is the opposite of progress.
Thanks to: Zalman rubin - Miami - Fl - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2012    pub.:May/28/2013

Ranking: 2.08 / 37
At a seminar on American Social Justice, a Civil Rights leader opined, "Anti-Americans are killing the better Americans - the likes of Osama-bin-Laden, Bernie Madoff, John Gotti, to name a few - surprising and confusing most Americans."
He further pointed out, "More surprising is the fact that Mob Wives are popular celebrities today."
Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Sep/8/2012    pub.:Jun/17/2013    sent:Sep/24/2013

Ranking: 2.20 / 30
The workman was hanging a sigh outside of Congress. It read, “Solicitors, fakers and grafters will not be permitted in the House.”
Just then a senator happened by. “Better strike out grafters,” he said, “or we’ll never be able to raise a quorum.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010    pub.:Apr/20/2010    sent:May/28/2010

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