Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 4.40 / 5
Two Irishmen were talking: The first asks, "Connor, you know that guy Trump who is running for President?" Connor says, “I do Sean, I do." "Well", says Sean, "The next time he gets up to talk, I'd like to see someone throw a shoe at his head". "Now, now, you know you're not supposed to wish harm on anyone", says Connor. "Oh!” says Sean, "I'm not wishing him harm, and I just want to see Donald duck."
#24457    
Thanks to: Gene Manley - Pasadena - California - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/2015    pub.:Aug/27/2015    sent:Sep/9/2015


Ranking: 1.64 / 75
Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English, and
The government is run by the Swiss
#18136    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007


Ranking: 2.14 / 22
A speaker at Democratic National Convention asked the audience, "Are you better off now?"
The audience answered in chorus voice, "Yes."
As soon as the loud voice turned silent, a delegate stood up and asked, "How did the GOP get better off?"
The speaker declared, "We all are on the same boat, remember?"
The delegate exasperated, "Yeah, Noah's Ark - animals in couples!"
#23084    
Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Sep/6/2012    pub.:Jun/17/2013    sent:Aug/11/2013


Ranking: 2.19 / 16
Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer official
in his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"
#24210    
Thanks to: Alan Valentine - Avoca - Michigan - USA.
rec.:Oct/13/2014    pub.:Jan/9/2015    sent:Apr/1/2015


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