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Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English, and
The government is run by the Swiss
#18136    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007


Ranking: 2.14 / 22
A speaker at Democratic National Convention asked the audience, "Are you better off now?"
The audience answered in chorus voice, "Yes."
As soon as the loud voice turned silent, a delegate stood up and asked, "How did the GOP get better off?"
The speaker declared, "We all are on the same boat, remember?"
The delegate exasperated, "Yeah, Noah's Ark - animals in couples!"
#23084    
Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Sep/6/2012    pub.:Jun/17/2013    sent:Aug/11/2013


Ranking: 1.62 / 26
There was some upset at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral when the decorations were being prepared. More specifically over the drawing pins used to put them up. The upset was caused because a cheap Polish imported brand was used; people said the organizers should have supported British businesses. Apparently some people were so upset they threatened to go on hunger strike. I thought we'd seen the end of the Pole Tacks Diets.
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Thanks to: Lemuro - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/23/2013    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Aug/26/2013


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