Ranking: 2.04 / 27
A carrier pigeon stopped to rest on the window sill in the Pentagon building. Close behind him came another pigeon who stopped off to talk. “Where you going?’ asked the second pigeon. “To section M to deliver an order,” answered the first. “What’s the number of the order?” “234XZY-Q78955-421YYTX,” replied the first. “Better get a move on,” said the second. “I got an order to rescind it.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/2010 pub.:Apr/20/2010 sent:Aug/24/2010
Ranking: 2.00 / 21
A speaker at Democratic National Convention asked the audience, "Are you better off now?"
The audience answered in chorus voice, "Yes."
As soon as the loud voice turned silent, a delegate stood up and asked, "How did the GOP get better off?"
The speaker declared, "We all are on the same boat, remember?"
The delegate exasperated, "Yeah, Noah's Ark - animals in couples!"
Thanks to: Taxpayer - USA.
rec.:Sep/6/2012 pub.:Jun/17/2013 sent:Aug/11/2013
Ranking: 1.48 / 25
There was some upset at Margaret Thatcher’s funeral when the decorations were being prepared. More specifically over the drawing pins used to put them up. The upset was caused because a cheap Polish imported brand was used; people said the organizers should have supported British businesses. Apparently some people were so upset they threatened to go on hunger strike. I thought we'd seen the end of the Pole Tacks Diets.
Thanks to: Lemuro - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/23/2013 pub.:Jun/21/2013 sent:Aug/26/2013