Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 3.39 / 33
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
-- J. Danforth Quayle
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-- J. Danforth Quayle
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
Thanks to: Cristina Monteverde - USA.
rec.:Apr/17/1998    pub.:Apr/17/1998    sent:Apr/17/1998

Ranking: 2.74 / 73
Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other, “You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.
Thanks to: Clarence Kirsch - Las Vegas - Nev. - USA.
rec.:Feb/17/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Feb/12/2009

Ranking: 3.04 / 46
This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Aug/17/2003

Ranking: 2.44 / 101
Q: How do you get a Democrat to pay taxes?
A: Give them "Change" and "Hope"
Thanks to: Mark Birdsill - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2009    pub.:Oct/6/2009    sent:Oct/20/2009

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