Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water. One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood a Cannibal's Restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board. With the little energy they had left, they dragged themselves across the clearing and looked up to see the following menu:
Par boiled Priest $12.00
Roast Lion Hunter $14.00
Steamed Politician $198.50
They struggled in, dragged themselves to a table, and a waiter came to take their order. Before they ordered, one of the explorers asked the waiter "Can you help me understand your menu? The first two items are priced about the same, but the third item, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that?"
"Are you kidding?" replied the waiter, "Did you ever try to clean one of those suckers?"
Grant Berry - Hughesville - PA - USA.
2.74 / 73
Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other, “You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.
Clarence Kirsch - Las Vegas - Nev. - USA.
rec.:Feb/17/2008 pub.:Mar/12/2008 sent:Feb/12/2009
3.04 / 46
This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003 pub.:Jul/1/2003 sent:Aug/17/2003
2.44 / 101
Q: How do you get a Democrat to pay taxes?
A: Give them "Change" and "Hope"
Mark Birdsill - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2009 pub.:Oct/6/2009 sent:Oct/20/2009