Category: Political Jokes

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Ranking: 3.65 / 26
Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water. One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood a Cannibal's Restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board. With the little energy they had left, they dragged themselves across the clearing and looked up to see the following menu:
Par boiled Priest $12.00
Roast Lion Hunter $14.00
Steamed Politician $198.50

They struggled in, dragged themselves to a table, and a waiter came to take their order. Before they ordered, one of the explorers asked the waiter "Can you help me understand your menu? The first two items are priced about the same, but the third item, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that?"

"Are you kidding?" replied the waiter, "Did you ever try to clean one of those suckers?"

Thanks to: Grant Berry - Hughesville - PA - USA.
rec.:Mar/9/2003    pub.:May/27/2003

Ranking: 2.74 / 73
Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other, “You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.
Thanks to: Clarence Kirsch - Las Vegas - Nev. - USA.
rec.:Feb/17/2008    pub.:Mar/12/2008    sent:Feb/12/2009

Ranking: 3.04 / 46
This administration has conclusively discovered how to deal wit the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/1/2003    pub.:Jul/1/2003    sent:Aug/17/2003

Ranking: 2.44 / 101
Q: How do you get a Democrat to pay taxes?
A: Give them "Change" and "Hope"
Thanks to: Mark Birdsill - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2009    pub.:Oct/6/2009    sent:Oct/20/2009

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