Ranking: 2.54 / 67
Two convicts were sitting on their cot in a jail cell. One says to the other, "I hear you’re getting out in a few days. Tell me something are you going straight, or are you going back into politics?"
Thanks to: John Bossoni - USA.
rec.:Apr/2/2009 pub.:Apr/7/2009 sent:Apr/28/2009
Ranking: 2.89 / 38
Fidel Castro dies and goes up to heaven. He's standing at Heavens gate and St. Peter tells him it was because of what he did to his people, so he will be going to hell. When Fidel gets to hell he tells Satan he left his bags in heaven and needs to go get them. Satan says
"I'll get two of my demons to get them for you." The demons are in Heaven and they both are wondering where his bags are. One of the demons looks over the gates and they both start climbing the gates and an angel sees them and says " Great he's already sending refugees over."
Thanks to: js29073 - Lexington - South Carolina
rec.:Mar/13/2001 pub.:Mar/13/2001 sent:Mar/13/2001
Ranking: 2.38 / 81
What did the young Arnold Schwarzenegger state, when attending music school in Austria, after turning down the chance to become another Beethoven, Mozart or Chopin? What did he say?
"I'll be Bach."
Thanks to: Karen Peralta - Duvall - WA - USA.
rec.:Dec/5/2005 pub.:Jan/6/2006 sent:Dec/4/2006
Ranking: 2.87 / 38
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.
"Ma!!!," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!!!"
"Honestly?", his mother replied.
The politician's smiled faded. "Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"
Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:Sep/4/2000 pub.:Sep/4/2000 sent:Sep/4/2000