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Ranking: 1.88 / 73

Two men out fishing for carp. One fellow stands up and as he does, his wallet falls out of his pocket and slowly sinks in the lake. As he tries to retrieve it, two huge carp show up and start fighting over possession of the wallet. The fellow turns to his comrade and states "First time I've seen carp to carp walleting!"

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Thanks to: Freddie.Pitz - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2007 pub.:Apr/16/2007 sent:Jul/4/2007

Ranking: 1.55 / 138

There's a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber takes all of the money and then puts a gun to the manager's head. The robber asks "Any last requests?" and the manager says "LIFE." (Get it the cereal, LIFE)

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Thanks to: Lauren - USA.
rec.:Oct/25/2002 pub.:Jan/31/2003

Ranking: 1.66 / 79

There is a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber doesn't want any witnesses and there is only one man in the building so he decides to shoot him. The robber puts the gun up to the man's head and says, "Any last requests?" and the manager says, "Life."

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Thanks to: Lauren - Illinois - USA.
rec.:Jul/15/2002 pub.:Oct/29/2002

Ranking: 1.61 / 64

What do you call stinky noodles?

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Thanks to: Samantha Parin - Clark - NJ - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:May/16/2004

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