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Ranking: 1.84 / 90
You need two American coins to add up to .30 cents. One of them is not a nickel.
Q: What are the coins?
A: One of them is not a nickel, the other one is, a nickel and a quarter.
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Thanks to: anonumus - USA.
rec.:Nov/9/2004    pub.:Nov/17/2004    sent:Dec/1/2004


Ranking: 2.31 / 36
The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat.
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Thanks to: Sasha - Canada
rec.:Oct/23/2010    pub.:Dec/3/2010    sent:Jun/26/2012


Ranking: 1.86 / 74
Two men out fishing for carp. One fellow stands up and as he does, his wallet falls out of his pocket and slowly sinks in the lake. As he tries to retrieve it, two huge carp show up and start fighting over possession of the wallet. The fellow turns to his comrade and states "First time I've seen carp to carp walleting!"
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Thanks to: Freddie.Pitz - Canada
rec.:Apr/8/2007    pub.:Apr/16/2007    sent:Jul/4/2007


Ranking: 1.54 / 141
There's a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber takes all of the money and then puts a gun to the manager's head. The robber asks "Any last requests?" and the manager says "LIFE." (Get it the cereal, LIFE)
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Thanks to: Lauren - USA.
rec.:Oct/25/2002    pub.:Jan/31/2003


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