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There was this old eccentric man who constantly chased children off his property, never said hello to anyone he met and because of his negative character, was described as "A man of means!”
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Thanks to: Freddie Pitz - Nepean - Ontario - Canada
rec.:Sep/13/2013    pub.:Nov/5/2013


Ranking: 1.66 / 79
There is a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber doesn't want any witnesses and there is only one man in the building so he decides to shoot him. The robber puts the gun up to the man's head and says, "Any last requests?" and the manager says, "Life."
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Thanks to: Lauren - Illinois - USA.
rec.:Jul/15/2002    pub.:Oct/29/2002


Ranking: 1.61 / 64
What do you call stinky noodles?

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Thanks to: Samantha Parin - Clark - NJ - USA.
rec.:Feb/6/2004    pub.:Feb/12/2004    sent:May/16/2004


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