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Ranking: 2.12 / 25
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
4. Always give people a friendly greeting.
5. If it's not wet and sloppy...it's not a good kiss.
#462    
Thanks to: Walter Smith
rec.:Oct/6/1999    pub.:Oct/6/1999    sent:Oct/6/1999


Ranking: 2.33 / 18
Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.
Worst: Least best.
Wrong: Differently logical.
Ugly: Cosmetically different.
Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
Short: Vertically challenged.
Dead: Living impaired.
#841    
Thanks to: Replay Stuckhart
rec.:Oct/6/2000    pub.:Oct/6/2000    sent:Oct/6/2000


Ranking: 2.20 / 20
AVERAGE:
Not too bright.
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:
Has committed no major blunders to date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Drinks heavily.
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:
Opinionated.
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:
Still one step ahead of the law.
UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:
Will stick with us until retirement.
#915    
Thanks to: Jeff Russell
rec.:Jan/10/2001    pub.:Jan/10/2001    sent:Jan/10/2001


Ranking: 1.93 / 28
"January 1, 2000, is a Saturday. So if the world comes to an end for a couple of days, it'll be OK. We've all had weekends like that." -- Reed Hundt, former Chairman of the FCC
#413    
Thanks to: LadyKat - Chandler - AZ - USA.
rec.:Aug/12/1999    pub.:Aug/12/1999    sent:Aug/12/1999


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