It's time for all bad spellers to untie.
I yell because i care.
Is it true that cannibals won't eat a clown because they're afraid they will
Taste funny?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Pets welcome: children must be on leash.
He who laughs last, has the best lawyer.
Actually i am a rocket scientist.
I've been dieting for 31 days and all i lost was 31 days.
Warning: i have an attitude and i know how to use it.
Take me drunk i'm home again
Don't do what i say do what i mean
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
I'm looking for the upper taker not the undertaker.
General custer wore arrow shirts.
The word verb is actually a noun.
It's not whether you win or lose, what counts is if i win or lose
#482
Thanks to:
DELL FULTON
rec.:Oct/27/1999 pub.:Oct/27/1999 sent:Oct/27/1999
Ranking:
2.58 / 31
"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman)
- "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" (David Coleman)
- "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker)
- After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." (Bobby Robson)
- On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country." (Ian Rush)
- "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." (Frank Bruno)
- "There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman)
- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker)
#13619
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2004 pub.:Jun/22/2004 sent:Jul/14/2004
Ranking:
2.86 / 22
He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED..
He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.
#918
Thanks to:
Jennifer Gardner
rec.:Jan/13/2001 pub.:Jan/13/2001 sent:Jan/13/2001
Ranking:
2.78 / 23
God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference...
#357
Thanks to:
FeeFee the bartender
rec.:Jun/14/1999 pub.:Jun/14/1999 sent:Jun/14/1999
