Category: Quotes Jokes

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Ranking: 3.03 / 31
Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
Thanks to: Bill Little
rec.:Jun/15/2001    pub.:Jun/15/2001    sent:Jun/15/2001

Ranking: 2.75 / 36
"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman)

- "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" (David Coleman)

- "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker)

- After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." (Bobby Robson)

- On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country." (Ian Rush)

- "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." (Frank Bruno)

- "There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman)

- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker)
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2004    pub.:Jun/22/2004    sent:Jul/14/2004

Ranking: 2.81 / 32
1. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
2. A few beers short of a six-pack.
3. Dumber than a box of hair.
4. A few peas short of a casserole.
5. Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl.
6. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
7. One taco short of a combination plate.
8. Cranially challenged.
9. All foam no beer.
10. The cheese slid off of his cracker.
Thanks to: Falana Johnson
rec.:Jan/15/2001    pub.:Jan/15/2001    sent:Jan/15/2001

Ranking: 2.89 / 27
He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED..
He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

Thanks to: Jennifer Gardner
rec.:Jan/13/2001    pub.:Jan/13/2001    sent:Jan/13/2001

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