Category: Quotes Jokes

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Ranking: 2.18 / 33
My brother told me I needed to study more on my gardening.
I had a rock garden this year, and one of the rocks died!
Thanks to: Kathy Barton - Worden - MT - USA.
rec.:Nov/9/1999    pub.:Nov/9/1999    sent:Nov/9/1999

Ranking: 2.18 / 33
You can't sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends", but you forget to send your father a birthday card.
You say "voice number" instead of "phone number" as the majority of phone lines in any house are linked to contraptions that talk to other contraptions.
You back up your data every day.
You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.
You understand all these jokes.
Thanks to: Daniel Swihart - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2001    pub.:Jan/6/2001    sent:Jan/6/2001

Ranking: 2.00 / 40
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/28/1998    pub.:Apr/28/1998    sent:Apr/28/1998

Ranking: 2.11 / 27
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
4. Always give people a friendly greeting.
5. If it's not wet and's not a good kiss.
Thanks to: Walter Smith
rec.:Oct/6/1999    pub.:Oct/6/1999    sent:Oct/6/1999

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