Ranking: 1.92 / 39
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/28/1998 pub.:Apr/28/1998 sent:Apr/28/1998
Ranking: 2.15 / 26
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look more cheery."
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week."
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."
"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve."
"Don't bother wearing a jacket -- the wind-chill is bound to improve."
"Sure you can go joyriding with Evan. He's only had one major accident."
"Don't bother cleaning your room, I bought a second set of dishes."
Thanks to: Curt Repsis
rec.:May/17/1999 pub.:May/17/1999 sent:May/17/1999
Ranking: 2.17 / 24
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
4. Always give people a friendly greeting.
5. If it's not wet and sloppy...it's not a good kiss.
Thanks to: Walter Smith
rec.:Oct/6/1999 pub.:Oct/6/1999 sent:Oct/6/1999
Ranking: 1.97 / 29
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
It gives my mother something to live for.
Thanks to: Don Thomas
rec.:Jan/9/2001 pub.:Jan/9/2001 sent:Jan/9/2001