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Ranking: 2.18 / 33
My brother told me I needed to study more on my gardening.
I had a rock garden this year, and one of the rocks died!
#495    
Thanks to: Kathy Barton - Worden - MT - USA.
rec.:Nov/9/1999    pub.:Nov/9/1999    sent:Nov/9/1999


Ranking: 2.18 / 33
You can't sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends", but you forget to send your father a birthday card.
You say "voice number" instead of "phone number" as the majority of phone lines in any house are linked to contraptions that talk to other contraptions.
You back up your data every day.
You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.
You understand all these jokes.
#911    
Thanks to: Daniel Swihart - USA.
rec.:Jan/6/2001    pub.:Jan/6/2001    sent:Jan/6/2001


Ranking: 2.00 / 40
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
#44    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Apr/28/1998    pub.:Apr/28/1998    sent:Apr/28/1998


Ranking: 2.00 / 31
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
It gives my mother something to live for.
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Thanks to: Don Thomas
rec.:Jan/9/2001    pub.:Jan/9/2001    sent:Jan/9/2001


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