Category: Scifi Jokes

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Ranking: 2.40 / 30
A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some ID”.
Thanks to: Carlos Lincoln Marks - Argentina
rec.:Oct/24/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Oct/29/2014

Ranking: 1.88 / 72
I heard this story in the late seventies. Just prior to a manned launch an insect was heard in the superstructure of the rocket. The risk analysis and decision had to be made to launch or to delay the launch and purge the insect. The risk was negligible so the rocket launch. The insect was dubbed the Gemini Cricket.
Thanks to: Art Bessette - USA.
rec.:Feb/13/2011    pub.:Feb/22/2011    sent:May/5/2011

Ranking: 1.84 / 31
How can this be? Scientists say the world began with a Big Bang 13 billion years ago. All mankind got hit on the back of the head, and now astronomers see stars Millions of Light years away.
Thanks to: Louis Matte - Prince George - British Columbia - Canada
rec.:Nov/22/2013    pub.:Nov/29/2013    sent:Dec/26/2013

Ranking: 2.50 / 8
Why do these 2 relationships differ so much: the orbital relationship between the earth and sun and that of a tether ball and it's pole?.......

.......that of the sun and earth is a no strings attatched relationship and the other is not!
Thanks to: Brent Dmitruk - Canada
rec.:May/7/2012    pub.:May/28/2013

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