Ranking: 3.45 / 99
A guy took his girl friend to her first Longhorn football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied,
"Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: get the quarterback. Get the quarterback! It’s only 25 cents!
Thanks to: Amanda - Lubbock - TX - USA.
rec.:Mar/16/2005 pub.:Apr/4/2005 sent:Mar/15/2014
Ranking: 3.60 / 75
Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grabs the snake from behind and carefully removes the toad from its mouth and puts the toad in his side bag. Fearing the angry snake would bite him; Bubba grabs his bottle of daddy's moonshine from his pocket and carefully pours 2 drops into the snake's mouth. The snake's eyes glaze over and quickly go limp. Bubba carefully places the snake back in the water.
A few hours later, Bubba is just about to head back home, when he feels something tapping on his leg. He looks down and is amazed to see the same water moccasin with 2 frogs in its mouth.
Thanks to: Juan D. Nava - San Antonio - Texas - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Jul/29/2011 pub.:Oct/24/2011 sent:Jun/8/2013
Ranking: 3.12 / 138
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards.”
Thanks to: Haley - Nine Mile Falls - WA - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2002 pub.:Jan/27/2003 sent:May/20/2009
Ranking: 3.56 / 66
4 baseball fans want to show their teams that they're each the biggest fans in the world, so they decide to climb the biggest mountain they can find. The first one to the top is a Braves fan, and he says, "I'm the biggest fan in the world! This is for you Braves!" and he jumps off. The second one to the top is a Mets fan and he says, "I love you more than anything Mets, this is for you!" and he jumps off. The last 2 people who get to the top get there at the same time. One is a Red Sox fan and one is a Yankee fan. When they're both standing at the top together, the Red Sox fan says, "This on is for all baseball fans everywhere!" And the Red Sox fan pushes the Yankee fan off.
Thanks to: Caly Elias - Springfield - MA - USA.
rec.:Feb/8/2000 pub.:Feb/8/2000 sent:Feb/8/2000