Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 2.72 / 107
“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, ‘I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.”
“Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher, “but you only have two ears, son.”
“You see, sir,” I’m no good at math, either!”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Nov/13/2002    pub.:Nov/13/2002    sent:Aug/26/2008


Ranking: 2.97 / 68
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:

How many people were able to complete the assignment without parents help?
About 25% of the class raises their hands. How many people we able to complete the assignment with the help of a parent? About 70% of the class raises their hand. The teacher still notices about 5% of the class did not raise their hands. She then calls out, "How many people had to help a parent complete your assignment?
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Thanks to: Christopher Pimble - Brooklyn - New York - USA.
rec.:Apr/2/2004    pub.:Apr/14/2004    sent:Jul/17/2004


Ranking: 3.05 / 58
History Teacher: "Why was George Washington standing in the bow of the boat as the army crossed the Delaware?"
Student: "Because he knew if he sat down, he would have to row."
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Thanks to: Jacob M - Woodstock - ON - Canada
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Jul/7/2010


Ranking: 2.87 / 75
The teacher says, “I wish you’d pay a little attention Mary.”
“I am paying as little as I can Mrs. Bell,” said Mary.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2008    pub.:Oct/29/2008    sent:Jan/2/2010


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