Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 3.05 / 61
The teacher said; Tommy, this is the fifth day this week you’ve had to stay after school. What have you to say for yourself?
I’m certainly glad it’s Friday, said Tommy.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/28/2010    pub.:Apr/28/2010    sent:Jul/9/2010


Ranking: 2.97 / 68
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:

How many people were able to complete the assignment without parents help?
About 25% of the class raises their hands. How many people we able to complete the assignment with the help of a parent? About 70% of the class raises their hand. The teacher still notices about 5% of the class did not raise their hands. She then calls out, "How many people had to help a parent complete your assignment?
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Thanks to: Christopher Pimble - Brooklyn - New York - USA.
rec.:Apr/2/2004    pub.:Apr/14/2004    sent:Jul/17/2004


Ranking: 3.05 / 58
History Teacher: "Why was George Washington standing in the bow of the boat as the army crossed the Delaware?"
Student: "Because he knew if he sat down, he would have to row."
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Thanks to: Jacob M - Woodstock - ON - Canada
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:Jun/2/2010    sent:Jul/7/2010


Ranking: 2.87 / 75
The teacher says, “I wish you’d pay a little attention Mary.”
“I am paying as little as I can Mrs. Bell,” said Mary.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/29/2008    pub.:Oct/29/2008    sent:Jan/2/2010


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