Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 2.69 / 51
The professor had just related to his history class the event where an ancient runner had covered the 29 miles from the plains of Marathon to Troy to finally cry "Victory - Victory" and then fall dead from the run. Asking for comments, the class sat quietly until one student, a cross-country team member from the back of the room quietly asked - "did anybody get his time?"
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Thanks to: Paco Taco - USA.
rec.:Oct/15/2004    pub.:Nov/1/2004    sent:Dec/17/2005


Ranking: 2.61 / 51
Teacher: What are the four main food groups?
Students: Canned, frozen, instant, and lite.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:Mar/12/2008


Ranking: 2.43 / 68
An elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for “behavior modification reinforces.”
Her superior saw the item and asked, “What in heaven’s name is that?’
“Lollipops,” the teacher explained

#3935    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002


Ranking: 2.43 / 58
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law.” “But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?” “In that case,” said the professor, “hammer away on the table.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:Jun/9/2010


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