Category: Teachers Jokes



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A rather strict English teacher also had the responsibility of teaching “homemaking,” as home economics used to be called. The teacher noticed a student carefully applying lipstick and powder, rather than doing her home ec lesson.
“Jenny,” said the teacher, “you pay more attention to your makeup than you do to your homemaking lessons.”
“Well, said Jenny, “before I can home make, I have to catch someone with whom.”
#3938    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002


Ranking: 3.29 / 17
Two verbs, three adjectives, three nouns and a conjunction appeared in court. They’re due to be sentenced next week.
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/16/2013    pub.:Sep/16/2013


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Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Answer: Because he was trying to see if his son was in his class.
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Thanks to: Jason Hill - Rowland Heights - California - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/1999    pub.:Apr/29/1999    sent:Apr/29/1999


Ranking: 1.85 / 73
Student: I would love for you to teach me a foreign language.
Teacher: Certainly. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish?
Student: Oh, which is the most foreign?
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:Aug/17/2007


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