An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:
Duh ... shouldn't that be: "poll" the class, unless she was making a point ... WITH A POINTED STICK!
#13703
Thanks to:
Ronald Moore - Pinellas Park - FL - USA.
rec.:Jul/17/2004 pub.:Sep/16/2004 sent:Oct/17/2009
Ranking:
1.64 / 55
Student: I would love for you to teach me a foreign language.
Teacher: Certainly. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish?
Student: Oh, which is the most foreign?
#18142
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Jun/22/2007 sent:Aug/17/2007
Ranking:
2.33 / 3
It was the firs day of school, and the first grade teacher decided to see how much her students knew about math.
“Steven, can you tell me what is 3 and 2?” Steven said, “That’s when you should watch very, very carefully before you swing at the next pitch.”
#21386
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Sep/1/2010 pub.:Sep/1/2010
