Category: Teachers Jokes

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Ranking: 2.43 / 61
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law.” “But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?” “In that case,” said the professor, “hammer away on the table.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/14/2010    pub.:May/14/2010    sent:Jun/9/2010


Ranking: 2.28 / 69
A rather strict English teacher also had the responsibility of teaching “homemaking,” as home economics used to be called. The teacher noticed a student carefully applying lipstick and powder, rather than doing her home ec lesson.
“Jenny,” said the teacher, “you pay more attention to your makeup than you do to your homemaking lessons.”
“Well, said Jenny, “before I can home make, I have to catch someone with whom.”
#3938    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002


Ranking: 1.92 / 77
Student: I would love for you to teach me a foreign language.
Teacher: Certainly. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish?
Student: Oh, which is the most foreign?
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:Aug/17/2007


Ranking: 1.45 / 280
Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Answer: Because he was trying to see if his son was in his class.
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Thanks to: Jason Hill - Rowland Heights - California - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/1999    pub.:Apr/29/1999    sent:Apr/29/1999


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