Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Answer: Because he was trying to see if his son was in his class.
#314
Thanks to:
Jason Hill - Rowland Heights - California - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/1999 pub.:Apr/29/1999 sent:Apr/29/1999
Ranking:
1.95 / 58
The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian”
Tom raises his hand and says: “A person who can be easily reach by car.”
#19576
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/24/2008 pub.:Oct/24/2008 sent:Feb/28/2009
Ranking:
1.54 / 146
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:
Duh ... shouldn't that be: "poll" the class, unless she was making a point ... WITH A POINTED STICK!
#13703
Thanks to:
Ronald Moore - Pinellas Park - FL - USA.
rec.:Jul/17/2004 pub.:Sep/16/2004 sent:Oct/17/2009
Ranking:
1.76 / 66
Student: I would love for you to teach me a foreign language.
Teacher: Certainly. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish?
Student: Oh, which is the most foreign?
#18142
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Jun/22/2007 sent:Aug/17/2007
