Ranking: 1.83 / 72
Student: I would love for you to teach me a foreign language.
Teacher: Certainly. French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish?
Student: Oh, which is the most foreign?
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007 pub.:Jun/22/2007 sent:Aug/17/2007
Ranking: 1.53 / 150
An elementary school teacher decides to pole the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment:
Duh ... shouldn't that be: "poll" the class, unless she was making a point ... WITH A POINTED STICK!
Thanks to: Ronald Moore - Pinellas Park - FL - USA.
rec.:Jul/17/2004 pub.:Sep/16/2004 sent:Oct/17/2009