Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 3.76 / 192
The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.”
“Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?”
“Get a boy friend.” Paul replied.

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/1/2010    pub.:Feb/1/2010    sent:Aug/6/2014


Ranking: 3.51 / 202
"Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?”
“Huge hands, sir.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/7/2003    pub.:Apr/7/2003    sent:Apr/11/2012


Ranking: 3.35 / 246
A schoolteacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense.
There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them; "The cow jumped over defense and detail went over defeat."
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Thanks to: Emile Cheng - Singapore - Singapore - Singapore
rec.:Nov/30/2002    pub.:Apr/7/2003    sent:Jul/16/2012


Ranking: 2.94 / 350
Teacher to a student: "Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?"
"Yes, sir! I'd put all the men on one island and the women on another."
"And what would they be doing then?"
"Building boats!"
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/3/2002    pub.:Jan/3/2002    sent:Nov/9/2012


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