Category: Teachers Jokes



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Ranking: 3.14 / 143
In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O’Neill said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”
Paul replied. “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”
“Thank you, Paul,” responded Mrs. O’Neill, “but what is the object?”
“To get the best mark possible,” said Paul
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/4/2002    pub.:Apr/4/2002    sent:Jan/29/2011


Ranking: 3.07 / 149
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Thanks to: Olukosi David - Ketu - Lagos State - Nigeria
rec.:Sep/22/2003    pub.:Sep/29/2003    sent:Aug/9/2009


Ranking: 3.24 / 114
Mrs. Smith, I ain’t got no crayons.
Young man, you mean, I don’t have any crayons.
You don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons.
They don’t have any crayons.
Do you see what I’m getting at?
I think so. What happened to all the crayons?
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Sep/10/2013


Ranking: 3.19 / 118
On the way to lunch, a teacher spotted two boys playfully fighting. She asked one of the boys to go to the back of the line and he came back right after.” Why aren't you at the end of the line?" asked the teacher. The boy replied," I couldn't, someone was already there."
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Thanks to: Eric - Mesa - AZ - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:May/24/2002    pub.:Jul/28/2002


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