On the way to lunch, a teacher spotted two boys playfully fighting. She asked one of the boys to go to the back of the line and he came back right after.” Why aren't you at the end of the line?" asked the teacher. The boy replied," I couldn't, someone was already there."
#4731
Thanks to:
Eric - Mesa - AZ - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:May/24/2002 pub.:Jul/28/2002
Ranking:
3.04 / 141
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Peter: Because they had so many knights.
#19999
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009 pub.:Mar/30/2009 sent:Feb/18/2013
Ranking:
2.94 / 167
“How are you getting on with your exams?”
“Not bad. The questions are easy enough – it’s the answers I have trouble with!”
#12632
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Feb/12/2013
Ranking:
3.19 / 105
Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of
Baseball
Jonah: Here’s my paper
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay
Lets hear what you wrote
Jonah: Game called off on account of rain
#6146
Thanks to:
Aakash - India
rec.:Oct/8/2002 pub.:Dec/28/2002
