Category: Teachers Jokes

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Ranking: 3.31 / 117
TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
#17797    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/15/2007    pub.:Mar/15/2007    sent:Jun/7/2014


Ranking: 3.11 / 152
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!
#11101    
Thanks to: Olukosi David - Ketu - Lagos State - Nigeria
rec.:Sep/22/2003    pub.:Sep/29/2003    sent:Aug/9/2009


Ranking: 3.08 / 146
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.”
Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?
#18150    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jun/22/2007    pub.:Jun/22/2007    sent:May/9/2015


Ranking: 3.08 / 145
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Peter: Because they had so many knights.
#19999    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2009    pub.:Mar/30/2009    sent:Feb/18/2013


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