A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
Now you know why they call it a workstation!
#21130
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/12/2010 pub.:May/12/2010
Ranking:
2.70 / 37
A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be
testing the speaker system to make sure it will work
properly in case of emergency."
All our confidence in this safety precaution faded when the
voice added: "If you are unable to hear this announcement,
please contact us."
#9252
Thanks to:
Surya - Coimbatore - Tamilnadu South India - India
rec.:Apr/27/2003 pub.:May/27/2003
Ranking:
2.45 / 49
Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?
He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
#13133
Thanks to:
Monty Peabody - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2004 pub.:Apr/12/2004 sent:Nov/11/2004
Ranking:
2.26 / 61
Mr. Briggs looked towards his secretary who was absorbed in painting her fingernails.
“Miss Smith,” he said, “I’d like to compliment you on your work- but when are you going to do any?”
#20042
Thanks to:
Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/14/2009 pub.:Apr/14/2009 sent:Aug/17/2010
