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Ranking: 2.47 / 62
The man applied for a job with a chain food store. “What is your experience with groceries?” asked the interviewer. “Well,” said the applicant. “I’m eating them all the time.”
#20862    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/2/2010    pub.:Feb/2/2010    sent:Dec/18/2010


Ranking: 2.70 / 40
A painter accepted the task of painting a church steeple. He had 10 gallons of white paint. Half way down the steeple he had already used 6.5 gallons. He made sure no one was looking and then diluted the remaining paint with paint thinner.

He finished the job, cleaned his brush and rollers, and looked up to see that there were two distinct colors of white on the steeple.

"Oh, no!" he exclaimed, "What can I do now?"

A clap of thunder roared above him, and a booming voice was heard saying, "Repaint! And stop your thinning!"
#19788    
Thanks to: David E. Bruce - Enterprise - Oregon - USA.
rec.:Dec/27/2008    pub.:Jan/6/2009


Ranking: 2.49 / 51
Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?

He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

#13133    
Thanks to: Monty Peabody - USA.
rec.:Mar/30/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Nov/11/2004


Ranking: 2.66 / 38
A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be
testing the speaker system to make sure it will work
properly in case of emergency."

All our confidence in this safety precaution faded when the
voice added: "If you are unable to hear this announcement,
please contact us."
#9252    
Thanks to: Surya - Coimbatore - Tamilnadu South India - India
rec.:Apr/27/2003    pub.:May/27/2003


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