Category: Work Jokes

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Ranking: 1.85 / 101
Three guys from Jersey drove into the same Manhattan office each day via the Lincoln Tunnel. With gas prices rising, they decided to commute together, each one taking a turn driving in. One of them had to drop out though, because his eyes were bothering him. The optometrist told him he had developed carpool tunnel vision.
Thanks to: John Donaldson - USA.
rec.:May/27/2008    pub.:Jun/3/2008    sent:Nov/14/2008

Ranking: 2.22 / 41
A man was sitting at an interview, in his new suit, looking his very best. As he put his hands down to make a point, he and his interviewer noticed the price tag was still attached to the sleeve. "Well", the man said, "at least I can take the suit back if I don't get the job.
Thanks to: it's me - USA.
rec.:May/6/2003    pub.:May/27/2003

Ranking: 1.83 / 89
The old accountant retired after forty years, and on the top drawer of his desk they found a note that said: “debits in the columns toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003    pub.:Oct/8/2003    sent:Nov/16/2006

Ranking: 2.00 / 41
A professor of English and the editor of the local newspaper had many friendly arguments. One Friday evening the professor was walking out of a local club with
a bottle of whiskey wrapped in that day’s newspaper.
“Oh!” said the editor, who was walking past. “Looks like there’s something interesting in that paper.”
“Aye,” replied the professor. “It’s the most interesting item that’s been in it all week.

Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jul/12/2002    pub.:Jul/12/2002

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