Ranking: 1.85 / 101
Three guys from Jersey drove into the same Manhattan office each day via the Lincoln Tunnel. With gas prices rising, they decided to commute together, each one taking a turn driving in. One of them had to drop out though, because his eyes were bothering him. The optometrist told him he had developed carpool tunnel vision.
Thanks to: John Donaldson - USA.
rec.:May/27/2008 pub.:Jun/3/2008 sent:Nov/14/2008
Ranking: 1.84 / 88
The old accountant retired after forty years, and on the top drawer of his desk they found a note that said: “debits in the columns toward the file cabinet. Credits in the column toward the window.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Oct/8/2003 pub.:Oct/8/2003 sent:Nov/16/2006
Ranking: 2.23 / 40
A man was sitting at an interview, in his new suit, looking his very best. As he put his hands down to make a point, he and his interviewer noticed the price tag was still attached to the sleeve. "Well", the man said, "at least I can take the suit back if I don't get the job.
Thanks to: it's me - USA.
Ranking: 1.94 / 47
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-Cha."
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jan/8/2001 pub.:Jan/8/2001 sent:Jan/8/2001