Category: Work Jokes

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Ranking: 3.44 / 108
An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She quickly responded, "The living one."
Thanks to: Elizabeth - Australia
rec.:May/28/2002    pub.:Aug/4/2002    sent:Feb/7/2013

Ranking: 3.35 / 115
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come,” the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?”
Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook one mistake – but not two in a row!”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006    pub.:Feb/28/2006    sent:Jul/17/2009

Ranking: 3.47 / 90
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine.
"Do you know how to operate this thing?" he asks. "I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right."
"Sure," the other man answers. "Just put the paper in here and press this button."
The first man does so, saying, "Great. And where do the copies come out?"
Thanks to: K Meyer - Westfield - NC - USA.
rec.:Apr/19/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Mar/6/2015

Ranking: 3.53 / 83
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry, and was not happy about the slowness of the line. 
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Easter!" 
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom, you'll be home in no time." 
Thanks to: - Pembroke - Pines Florida  - USA.
rec.:Mar/25/2000    pub.:Mar/25/2000    sent:Mar/25/2000

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