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Ranking: 3.34 / 114
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come,” the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?”
Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook one mistake – but not two in a row!”
#16524    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2006    pub.:Feb/28/2006    sent:Jul/17/2009


Ranking: 3.38 / 103
An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She quickly responded, "The living one."
#4774    
Thanks to: Elizabeth - Australia
rec.:May/28/2002    pub.:Aug/4/2002    sent:Feb/7/2013


Ranking: 3.64 / 72
Notice to Employees (Includes Temporary and Part Time Staff)

SICKNESS
We will no longer accept your doctors' notes as proof.
We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.

LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Anyone having any type of surgery will be FIRED immediately.

PREGNANCY
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first aid room when the pains are FIVE MINUTES apart. If it is false labor, you will have to take an hour's leave without pay.

DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job prior to . . . or after death.

This new benefit program goes into effect immediately.

The Management
#17955    
Thanks to: Rob Blackmore - Oxford - United Kingdom
rec.:Apr/26/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Mar/30/2008


Ranking: 3.33 / 105
Boss: You should have been here at 9.30 a.m.
Employee: Why what happened?
#14686    
Thanks to: hassan - colombo - Sri Lanka
rec.:Feb/19/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:May/8/2014


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