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Ranking: 3.30 / 107
Boss: You should have been here at 9.30 a.m.
Employee: Why what happened?
#14686    
Thanks to: hassan - colombo - Sri Lanka
rec.:Feb/19/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:May/8/2014


Ranking: 3.27 / 110
Top ten ways that you know you are suffering from "job burnout"

10. You're so tired; you now answer the phone, "Hell."
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.
7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
6. You have so much on your mind; you've forgotten how to pee.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now
#600    
Thanks to: Arsen Vladimirsky - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Mar/1/2000    pub.:Mar/1/2000    sent:Jun/27/2003


Ranking: 2.98 / 170
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said,
“Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up,
Handle With Care.’”
“Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/7/2003    pub.:Aug/7/2003    sent:Jan/8/2013


Ranking: 3.22 / 115
A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll give you a little test. Type this," he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an adding machine.

The man, quite reluctant to become a clerk typist, made a point of typing very slowly, and saw to it that his work contained as many errors as possible.
The sergeant gave the typed copy only a brief glance.
"That's fine," he said; "Report for work at 8 tomorrow."
"But aren't you going to check the test?" the prospective clerk asked.
The sergeant grinned. "You passed the test," he replied, "when you sat down at the typewriter instead of at the adding machine."
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Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Dec/20/2000    pub.:Dec/20/2000    sent:Feb/6/2013


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