Category: Work Jokes

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Ranking: 3.45 / 89
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine.
"Do you know how to operate this thing?" he asks. "I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right."
"Sure," the other man answers. "Just put the paper in here and press this button."
The first man does so, saying, "Great. And where do the copies come out?"
#17926    
Thanks to: K Meyer - Westfield - NC - USA.
rec.:Apr/19/2007    pub.:Apr/30/2007    sent:Mar/6/2015


Ranking: 2.99 / 176
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said,
“Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up,
Handle With Care.’”
“Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.”
#10723    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Aug/7/2003    pub.:Aug/7/2003    sent:Dec/22/2014


Ranking: 3.28 / 110
Boss: You should have been here at 9.30 a.m.
Employee: Why what happened?
#14686    
Thanks to: hassan - colombo - Sri Lanka
rec.:Feb/19/2005    pub.:Apr/1/2005    sent:May/8/2014


Ranking: 3.27 / 110
Top ten ways that you know you are suffering from "job burnout"

10. You're so tired; you now answer the phone, "Hell."
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.
7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
6. You have so much on your mind; you've forgotten how to pee.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now
#600    
Thanks to: Arsen Vladimirsky - Chicago - IL - USA.
rec.:Mar/1/2000    pub.:Mar/1/2000    sent:Jul/12/2015


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