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1. Why are round pizzas put in square boxes?
2. If a deaf person must appear in court is it still called a hearing?
3. Why does the sign read, “Enter at your own risk" who else could you risk other than yourself?
4. If it's called "frying pan" is it OK to boil something in it?
5. Why doesn't every doughnut have nuts in it?
#12519    
Thanks to: cathie - USA.
rec.:Jan/16/2004    pub.:Jan/19/2004    sent:Mar/10/2004


Ranking: 3.23 / 35
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
#7359    
Thanks to: liloloz - United Kingdom
rec.:Jan/12/2003    pub.:May/7/2003


Ranking: 3.28 / 32
Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!
#23885    
Thanks to: Temi - USA.
rec.:Jan/10/2014    pub.:Jan/24/2014    sent:Feb/5/2014


Ranking: 2.77 / 60
Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:May/13/2000    pub.:May/13/2000    sent:May/13/2000


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