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Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Thanks to: Jerry Gagliardi Jr.
rec.:Nov/27/1999    pub.:Nov/27/1999    sent:Nov/27/1999


Ranking: 2.77 / 60
Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:May/13/2000    pub.:May/13/2000    sent:May/13/2000


Ranking: 3.21 / 34
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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Thanks to: liloloz - United Kingdom
rec.:Jan/12/2003    pub.:May/7/2003


Ranking: 2.58 / 80
Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!
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Thanks to: Ivette Henriquez - Miami - Florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2004    pub.:Feb/19/2004    sent:Apr/8/2004


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