Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.23 / 35
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
Thanks to: liloloz - United Kingdom
Ranking: 3.28 / 32
Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!
Thanks to: Temi - USA.
rec.:Jan/10/2014 pub.:Jan/24/2014 sent:Feb/5/2014
Ranking: 2.77 / 60
Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:May/13/2000 pub.:May/13/2000 sent:May/13/2000