Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.00 / 45
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Thanks to: Jerry Gagliardi Jr.
rec.:Nov/27/1999 pub.:Nov/27/1999 sent:Nov/27/1999
Ranking: 2.77 / 60
Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Thanks to: Peter Prestipino - USA.
rec.:May/13/2000 pub.:May/13/2000 sent:May/13/2000
Ranking: 2.58 / 80
Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!
Thanks to: Ivette Henriquez - Miami - Florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2004 pub.:Feb/19/2004 sent:Apr/8/2004
Ranking: 3.18 / 33
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
Thanks to: liloloz - United Kingdom