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Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.

#5981

Thanks to: Sorin Stepan - Timisoara - Romania
rec.:Sep/20/2002 pub.:Dec/19/2002

Ranking: 3.31 / 29

Halloween Funnies I
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetit !

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

#852

Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/20/2000 pub.:Oct/20/2000 sent:Oct/20/2000

Ranking: 2.54 / 79

Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!

#12849

Thanks to: Ivette Henriquez - Miami - Florida - USA.
rec.:Feb/16/2004 pub.:Feb/19/2004 sent:Apr/8/2004

Ranking: 3.19 / 32

Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!

#7359

Thanks to: liloloz - United Kingdom
rec.:Jan/12/2003 pub.:May/7/2003

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