Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.52 / 60
You must think with a clean mind: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, a dog does with his leg lifted?
Why shake hands...
Thanks to: Ginger - Dallas - TX - USA.
Ranking: 2.48 / 60
Do you know why electricians are some of the smartest people?
They always keep up with current events.
Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/15/1999 pub.:Jan/15/1999 sent:Jan/15/1999
Ranking: 2.44 / 61
If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
There are no "F's" in the word: That.
Thanks to: Geoff - Australia
rec.:Feb/5/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Mar/7/2006
Ranking: 1.99 / 155
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001 pub.:Aug/5/2001 sent:Aug/5/2001