Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.44 / 61

If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
None.
There are no "F's" in the word: That.

#12739

Thanks to: Geoff - Australia
rec.:Feb/5/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Mar/7/2006

Ranking: 1.98 / 153

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).

#1109

Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001 pub.:Aug/5/2001 sent:Aug/5/2001

Ranking: 2.44 / 59

Do you know why electricians are some of the smartest people?

They always keep up with current events.

#229

Thanks to: Mark O.
rec.:Jan/15/1999 pub.:Jan/15/1999 sent:Jan/15/1999

Ranking: 3.04 / 26

Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.

#4042

Thanks to: chelsea geckler - USA.
rec.:Apr/11/2002 pub.:Jun/22/2002

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