Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.77 / 44
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
Thanks to: Rob - ma - USA.
rec.:Apr/12/2001 pub.:Apr/12/2001 sent:Apr/12/2001
Ranking: 3.10 / 29
How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:Jul/1/2004
Ranking: 3.11 / 28
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
Thanks to: chelsea geckler - USA.