Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.70 / 50
Q: Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate.
Thanks to: Chris Rasmussen - Charlotte - MC
rec.:Jul/18/1999 pub.:Jul/18/1999 sent:Jul/18/1999
Ranking: 3.10 / 29
How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:Jul/1/2004
Ranking: 3.11 / 28
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
Thanks to: chelsea geckler - USA.