Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.48 / 62
If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
There are no "F's" in the word: That.
Thanks to: Geoff - Australia
rec.:Feb/5/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Mar/7/2006
Ranking: 3.07 / 28
Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.
Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
rec.:Dec/31/2011 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:Jun/26/2013
Ranking: 2.83 / 36
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/1999 pub.:Apr/20/1999 sent:Apr/20/1999
Ranking: 2.01 / 156
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001 pub.:Aug/5/2001 sent:Aug/5/2001