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So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
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Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001    pub.:Aug/5/2001    sent:Aug/5/2001


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Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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Thanks to: chelsea geckler - USA.
rec.:Apr/11/2002    pub.:Jun/22/2002


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Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.
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Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
rec.:Dec/31/2011    pub.:Mar/28/2013    sent:Jun/26/2013


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Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
 
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
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Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/1999    pub.:Apr/20/1999    sent:Apr/20/1999


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