Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 1.99 / 155
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001 pub.:Aug/5/2001 sent:Aug/5/2001
Ranking: 3.04 / 27
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
Thanks to: chelsea geckler - USA.
Ranking: 3.00 / 27
Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.
Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
rec.:Dec/31/2011 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:Jun/26/2013
Ranking: 2.77 / 35
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/1999 pub.:Apr/20/1999 sent:Apr/20/1999