Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.10 / 29
How does the man on the moon get his hair cut?
“ Eclipse it.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Dec/9/2003 pub.:Dec/9/2003 sent:Jul/1/2004
Ranking: 2.48 / 62
If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
There are no "F's" in the word: That.
Thanks to: Geoff - Australia
rec.:Feb/5/2004 pub.:Feb/12/2004 sent:Mar/7/2006
Ranking: 3.07 / 28
Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.
Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
rec.:Dec/31/2011 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:Jun/26/2013
Ranking: 2.83 / 36
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/1999 pub.:Apr/20/1999 sent:Apr/20/1999