Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 1.98 / 154
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001 pub.:Aug/5/2001 sent:Aug/5/2001
Ranking: 2.77 / 35
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/1999 pub.:Apr/20/1999 sent:Apr/20/1999
Ranking: 2.59 / 44
Q: What can you put your money into that is sure to go up?
Thanks to: El Cass - Hampton - Va - USA.
rec.:Dec/13/2007 pub.:Dec/29/2007 sent:Mar/11/2008