Category: Question / Answer Jokes

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is true.
P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?
D: Yes, that is also true.
P: So, in average, I live normally.

Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
 
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.

Q: What can you put your money into that is sure to go up?
A: Taxes