Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
 
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
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Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/1999    pub.:Apr/20/1999    sent:Apr/20/1999


Ranking: 2.01 / 156
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
#1109    
Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001    pub.:Aug/5/2001    sent:Aug/5/2001


Ranking: 2.38 / 66
A cow and a horse got into an accident while they were coming around a blind corner. Who is to be blamed?
The cow... because she didn't blow her horn!
#19283    
Thanks to: Andrew Simmons - Kingstown - Saint Vincent And The Grenadines
rec.:Jul/17/2008    pub.:Jul/29/2008    sent:Nov/13/2008


Ranking: 3.13 / 24
Q. What has two circles on either end, and is high in the middle?
A. Ohio
#23311    
Thanks to: Aiden Joseph - Canada
rec.:Jan/27/2013    pub.:Jun/21/2013    sent:Jul/3/2014


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