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Ranking: 2.34 / 62

A cow and a horse got into an accident while they were coming around a blind corner. Who is to be blamed?
The cow... because she didn't blow her horn!

#19283

Thanks to: Andrew Simmons - Kingstown - Saint Vincent And The Grenadines
rec.:Jul/17/2008 pub.:Jul/29/2008 sent:Nov/13/2008

Ranking: 2.29 / 65

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!

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Thanks to: Marta - Spain
rec.:Dec/2/2009 pub.:Dec/2/2009 sent:May/9/2010

Ranking: 2.24 / 71

Q: What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go on ahead, I'll hang around!"

#10704

Thanks to: asmith - lexington - nc - USA.
rec.:Aug/6/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Nov/14/2003

Ranking: 2.46 / 48

Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).

#376

Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/5/1999 pub.:Jul/5/1999 sent:Jul/5/1999

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