Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.83 / 36
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
A: Because they have good soles.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
A: Because they're two-tired.
Thanks to: Damarys Ortega - USA.
rec.:Apr/20/1999 pub.:Apr/20/1999 sent:Apr/20/1999
Ranking: 2.01 / 157
So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).
Thanks to: Debster - Middletown
rec.:Aug/5/2001 pub.:Aug/5/2001 sent:Aug/5/2001
Ranking: 3.13 / 24
Q. What has two circles on either end, and is high in the middle?
Thanks to: Aiden Joseph - Canada
rec.:Jan/27/2013 pub.:Jun/21/2013 sent:Jul/3/2014