Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.29 / 65
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!
Thanks to: Marta - Spain
rec.:Dec/2/2009 pub.:Dec/2/2009 sent:May/9/2010
Ranking: 2.46 / 48
Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/5/1999 pub.:Jul/5/1999 sent:Jul/5/1999
Ranking: 2.49 / 45
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day my prints will come!"
Thanks to: Nina - Nashville - Indiana - USA.
Ranking: 2.64 / 36
Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
A: An "utter" disaster!
Thanks to: Scott Keddy - Gainesville - Florida - USA.
rec.:Oct/10/2004 pub.:Oct/14/2004 sent:Aug/12/2005