Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.57 / 47
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day my prints will come!"
Thanks to: Nina - Nashville - Indiana - USA.
Ranking: 2.31 / 70
Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A. It's pasture bed time (past your)
Thanks to: caroline Michelle - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Oct/8/2009 pub.:Oct/23/2009 sent:Nov/1/2009
Ranking: 2.70 / 37
Q: What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?
A: An "utter" disaster!
Thanks to: Scott Keddy - Gainesville - Florida - USA.
rec.:Oct/10/2004 pub.:Oct/14/2004 sent:Aug/12/2005
Ranking: 2.26 / 72
Q: What did the hat say to the necktie?
A: You go on ahead, I'll hang around!"
Thanks to: asmith - lexington - nc - USA.
rec.:Aug/6/2003 pub.:Aug/19/2003 sent:Nov/14/2003