Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.92 / 26
Q: Why do birds hold one of their legs up when sleeping?
A: Because if they hold both their legs up, they'll fall.
Thanks to: sayna - tehran - tehran - Iran
rec.:Dec/31/2011 pub.:Mar/28/2013 sent:Jun/26/2013
Ranking: 2.46 / 48
Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jul/5/1999 pub.:Jul/5/1999 sent:Jul/5/1999
Ranking: 2.24 / 67
Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A. It's pasture bed time (past your)
Thanks to: caroline Michelle - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Oct/8/2009 pub.:Oct/23/2009 sent:Nov/1/2009
Ranking: 2.28 / 60
Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004 pub.:May/3/2004 sent:Apr/11/2006