Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.41 / 37
Why did 18 Antartians go to the Movie? Simple, under 18 were not allowed to watch the movie.
Thanks to: Henry - lagos - lagos - Nigeria
rec.:May/19/2005 pub.:May/24/2005 sent:Jun/16/2005
Ranking: 2.31 / 42
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001 pub.:Jan/20/2001 sent:Jan/20/2001
Ranking: 2.01 / 72
Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Feb/4/2004
Ranking: 2.71 / 24
Q: Why did the cook get fired from his job?
A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Thanks to: Princess Sarah - La la land - USA.