Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.06 / 71
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A. A shadow
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Aug/20/2003 pub.:Sep/12/2003 sent:Nov/12/2003
Ranking: 2.26 / 47
How come the pony couldn't speak?
Because, he was a little horse.
Thanks to: The Stacinator - Spokane - WA - USA.
rec.:Jun/29/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Aug/12/2004
Ranking: 2.00 / 74
Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Feb/4/2004
Ranking: 2.71 / 24
Q: Why did the cook get fired from his job?
A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Thanks to: Princess Sarah - La la land - USA.