Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 3.00 / 18
Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!
Thanks to: Temi - USA.
rec.:Jan/10/2014 pub.:Jan/24/2014 sent:Feb/5/2014
Ranking: 2.00 / 74
Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Feb/4/2004
Ranking: 2.71 / 24
Q: Why did the cook get fired from his job?
A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Thanks to: Princess Sarah - La la land - USA.
Ranking: 2.06 / 65
Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?
A: They get cornfused.
Thanks to: r2d2 - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2004 pub.:Apr/12/2004 sent:Dec/5/2009