Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.71 / 24
Q: Why did the cook get fired from his job?
A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Thanks to: Princess Sarah - La la land - USA.
Ranking: 2.06 / 65
Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?
A: They get cornfused.
Thanks to: r2d2 - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2004 pub.:Apr/12/2004 sent:Dec/5/2009
Ranking: 2.28 / 43
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001 pub.:Jan/20/2001 sent:Jan/20/2001
Ranking: 2.57 / 28
Q: Under law, what is the maximum penalty for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004 pub.:Apr/26/2004 sent:May/14/2004