Category: Question / Answer Jokes
Ranking: 2.72 / 25
Q: Why did the cook get fired from his job?
A: Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.
Thanks to: Princess Sarah - La la land - USA.
Ranking: 2.38 / 39
Why did 18 Antartians go to the Movie? Simple, under 18 were not allowed to watch the movie.
Thanks to: Henry - lagos - lagos - Nigeria
rec.:May/19/2005 pub.:May/24/2005 sent:Jun/16/2005
Ranking: 2.26 / 47
How come the pony couldn't speak?
Because, he was a little horse.
Thanks to: The Stacinator - Spokane - WA - USA.
rec.:Jun/29/2004 pub.:Aug/3/2004 sent:Aug/12/2004
Ranking: 2.00 / 74
Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004 pub.:Jan/27/2004 sent:Feb/4/2004