Category: Question / Answer Jokes



Add to Google
[136]  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29  
Ranking: 2.55 / 29
Q: Under law, what is the maximum penalty for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
#13290    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/14/2004


Ranking: 2.05 / 66
Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.
#13077    
Thanks to: r2d2 - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Dec/5/2009


Ranking: 2.03 / 68
Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’
#13344    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Aug/24/2006


Ranking: 2.25 / 44
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
#925    
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001    pub.:Jan/20/2001    sent:Jan/20/2001


[136]  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29  


 


© 1995-2014 EMERgency 24 Inc.


124