Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Ranking: 2.35 / 40
Why did 18 Antartians go to the Movie? Simple, under 18 were not allowed to watch the movie.
#15226    
Thanks to: Henry - lagos - lagos - Nigeria
rec.:May/19/2005    pub.:May/24/2005    sent:Jun/16/2005


Ranking: 2.53 / 30
Q: Under law, what is the maximum penalty for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
#13290    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Apr/26/2004    pub.:Apr/26/2004    sent:May/14/2004


Ranking: 2.00 / 74
Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”
#12637    
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Feb/4/2004


Ranking: 2.05 / 66
Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.
#13077    
Thanks to: r2d2 - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Dec/5/2009


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