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Q. What did the cork say to the bottle?
A. “If you don’t behave I’ll plug you.”
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:Jan/27/2004    pub.:Jan/27/2004    sent:Feb/4/2004


Ranking: 2.05 / 66
Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.
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Thanks to: r2d2 - USA.
rec.:Mar/21/2004    pub.:Apr/12/2004    sent:Dec/5/2009


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Q: Why did the maniac burn his jacket?
A: ‘Cause he wanted a blazer.’
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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004    pub.:May/3/2004    sent:Aug/24/2006


Ranking: 2.25 / 44
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with athlete's foot.

Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
To a mewseum.
#925    
Thanks to: Carlos Cruz
rec.:Jan/20/2001    pub.:Jan/20/2001    sent:Jan/20/2001


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