Category: Question / Answer Jokes

Q: What is sure confidence?
A: Solving crossword puzzles with a fountain pen.

Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What did the idiot do with the flea in his ear?
He shot it!

What do you call the flea that lives in the idiot's ear?
The space invader!

Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas