Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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What tool does Count Dracula use when he repairs his car?
A Vamplier
#23000    
Thanks to: Paul Ledbetter - Brighton - CO - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:Aug/5/2012    pub.:May/28/2013    sent:Oct/29/2013


Ranking: 2.68 / 22
Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug
#23458    
Thanks to: Chris Basica - Upland - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2013    pub.:May/7/2013    sent:May/23/2013


Ranking: 3.33 / 12
Q: Do you know why dogs don't dance?
A: They have two left feet!
#24346    
Thanks to: Tom McAninch - Brentwood - Tennessee - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2015    pub.:Apr/29/2015    sent:Jun/3/2015


Ranking: 2.06 / 52
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.
#959    
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/3/2001    pub.:Mar/3/2001    sent:Mar/3/2001


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