Category: Question / Answer Jokes

Q what do you call a fish with two knees
A: A two knee fish! (tuna)

Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it's a doll-ar!

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.