Category: Question / Answer Jokes

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Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug
#23458    
Thanks to: Chris Basica - Upland - Ca - USA.
rec.:Apr/29/2013    pub.:May/7/2013    sent:May/23/2013


Ranking: 3.33 / 12
Q: Do you know why dogs don't dance?
A: They have two left feet!
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Thanks to: Tom McAninch - Brentwood - Tennessee - USA.
rec.:Feb/28/2015    pub.:Apr/29/2015    sent:Jun/3/2015


Ranking: 2.06 / 52
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.
#959    
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/3/2001    pub.:Mar/3/2001    sent:Mar/3/2001


Ranking: 2.67 / 21
Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
#853    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2000    pub.:Oct/21/2000    sent:Oct/21/2000


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