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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you.
#959    
Thanks to: HogViper
rec.:Mar/3/2001    pub.:Mar/3/2001    sent:Mar/3/2001


Ranking: 2.67 / 21
Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
#853    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/21/2000    pub.:Oct/21/2000    sent:Oct/21/2000


Ranking: 1.80 / 88
Q what do you call a fish with two knees
A: A two knee fish! (tuna)
#17981    
Thanks to: meagannicholson - pangburn - arkansas - USA.
rec.:May/4/2007    pub.:May/15/2007    sent:Jul/18/2007


Ranking: 2.04 / 51
Q: What insect is the worst at playing football?
A: A fumble bee
#13943    
Thanks to: Jack - Toronto - none - Canada
rec.:Sep/21/2004    pub.:Sep/29/2004    sent:Nov/2/2004


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