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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

#886

Thanks to: Dan Swihart - USA.
rec.:Dec/4/2000 pub.:Dec/4/2000 sent:Dec/4/2000

Ranking: 1.95 / 40

Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: “Stop bugging me.”

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Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:May/3/2004 pub.:May/3/2004 sent:Nov/3/2004

Ranking: 2.10 / 29

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.

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Thanks to: Replay
rec.:Aug/6/2000 pub.:Aug/6/2000 sent:Aug/6/2000

Ranking: 2.44 / 18

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.

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Thanks to: Bill Smith
rec.:Feb/11/2001 pub.:Feb/11/2001 sent:Feb/11/2001

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