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Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps
#854    
Thanks to: Mark - USA.
rec.:Oct/22/2000    pub.:Oct/22/2000    sent:Oct/22/2000


Ranking: 2.57 / 21
Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
#370    
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:Jun/29/1999    pub.:Jun/29/1999    sent:Jun/29/1999


Ranking: 4.00 / 7
Q: Why did the green tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!
#24321    
Thanks to: Nichole Nadia Poltinnikov - USA.
rec.:Feb/10/2015    pub.:Apr/16/2015


Ranking: 1.74 / 87
Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it's a doll-ar!
#13778    
Thanks to: J J Keist - Belen - New Mexico - USA.
rec.:Aug/2/2004    pub.:Sep/16/2004    sent:Mar/13/2007


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